康州柴米、紐約走跳

1. Suddenly, you feel upset for no reason. Your reaction is to:
           Ignore it. The feeling will pass.
    X    Stop and reflect for a minute. Figure out what's bothering you.
   （我最喜歡自己在那邊左推右敲上琢下磨沙盤演練了...）
   
   
2. You're in the middle of a complicated romantic situation. You:
    X    Find it easy to express all the things you are feeling
           Are probably more than a little confused
   （這～應該沒什麼好解釋吧，我原則上沒什麼不能說的）
   
   
3. When you're in a bad mood, who's the first to figure it out?
    X    You
           People around you
   （然後會選擇自己躲起來或警告我不能躲的人要小心我的颱風尾）
   
   
4. You are often surprised by your emotional reaction to things.
           True
    X    False
   （我知道我很情緒化阿～有啥好驚訝的）
   
   
5. When it comes to figuring out how people are feeling, you：
    X    Often know what's up before they tell you
           Often guess wrong
   （我最喜歡＂揣摩＂了...）
   
   
6. When your friend is frustrated or stressed, you know because:
           They told you
    X    You figured it how by how they were acting
   （我是敏感性體質，除非我覺得我不想淌混水或是情況太複雜我管不暸我會假裝不知道...）
   
   
7. Your cousin (who has bad spending habits) asks to borrow $500 from you to prevent getting evicted. You have the money but don't think your cousin will pay you back quickly. You:
           Feel guilty saying no so lend your cousin the money anyway
    X    Say no and suggest a credit counseling service to your cousin
   （我貸款那麼緊，最好是有錢可以借...）　
   
   
8. When starting a new job or school, you feel:
    X    Excited and optimistic
           A bit nervious
   （姑奶奶跟你拼了！！！）
   
   
9. Your friend has just won a new sports car. Deep down...
           You are happy for your friend
    X    You are a bit envious
   （廢話當然會嫉妒，好歹要坳他請一噸或是帶我去兜風阿～）
   
   
10. You find yourself bored at work and really hating your job, even though it pays great. You:
     X    Figure out how you can talk to your boss about improving things.
            Spend more time surfing the web at work and IMing your friends.
    （一定會爭的～憋不住～否則就會自己想辨法～畢竟錢多的話誰跟錢過不去ㄚ？）
    
    
11. The best times you have with your friends involve...
            Conversation and a relaxed vibe
     X    Partying, lots of drinking, and going crazy
    （ㄟ～這～從我每週滿滿滿滿的行程應該很明顯唄？）
    
    
12. When you're stressed out at work you:
     X    Try to get as many things done as you can
            Take time out to exercise or meditate
    （沒辦法～一定要挑戰自我極限的啦！！！我可是有金字招牌要顧的～不眠不休的做到吐血也要賭一口氣）
    
    
13. You and your best friend have a bad falling out. Your reaction is to...
     X    Call all of your mutual friends to get their opinions
            Calmly tell your best friend how you are feeling
    （嗯～就跟幾個可以信任又了解事情的人討論一下訴訴苦囉～不喜歡憋著）
    
    
14. How hard is it to get motivated to do something you don't want to do?
     X    It's pretty easy to motivate yourself
            Sometimes you have a hard time feeling motivated
    （會自己給自己一個禮物：要是做完就去狠狠吃一噸生魚片或是買一雙新鞋之類的）
    
    
15. If someone makes you angry, you'll be angry with them for quite a while?
     X    True
            False
    （這題猶豫很久～其實我愛叫歸愛叫，有時跟朋友叫一叫還會發現是自己誤會...而且要惹我真的發毛還蠻不簡單的，而且如果我當做真朋友又想繼續保持良好關係的，甚至有時會主動去道歉～不過心裡會很認真記住下次要怎樣跟這人相處～）
    
    
16. When you get frustrated or upset is it hard to think clearly?
            Often to always
     X    Seldom to never
    （越怒越要好好研究要怎樣反攻～我的原則是：絕不白白生氣，否則就不要浪費時間跟自己過不去～）
    
    
17. If you see something you want (like a new cool gadget) do you have to have it right away?
     X    Yes!
            No, you can wait for the price do go down
    （我是超級無敵購物狂，十三響星人說的：買到就是賺到，不買會後悔唷～喔耶～）
    
    
18. You think that important things in your life are controlled by...
            Destiny
     X    Your own actions
    （人定勝天啊！！！不過我其實蠻迷信的，會很認真的祈禱一下而且不敢做壞事）
    
    
19. You generally find life changes to be:
     X    Exciting
            Stressful
    （一定要多采多姿的啊！！否則多無聊～）
    
    
20. If things go wrong, you find yourself easily depressed.
     X    True
            Not so true
    （因為我非常喜歡事前坐萬全的準備跟沙盤推演，甚至還有備案，所以很少失誤～要是真失誤心裡會超悶）
    
    
21. When someone is telling you about themselves you
     X    Listen intently
            Tend to let your mind wander
    （知己知彼～百戰百勝咩～沒有啦～要是有人真的相信我要跟我講什麼事當然一定要仔細聽阿～信任感可是很難建立的）
    
    
22. You prefer animals to humans.
            True
     X    False
    （人當然有趣多了～）
    
    
23. You tend to dream
     X    Most nights
            Not very often
    （還會做明天同一時間再會的連續劇的夢勒～）
    
    
24. When meeting someone, you are usually
     X    Early or on time
            Late
    （要是知道會遲到會先講～所以不算遲到啦～要是我自己出門通常會早到。不過水泥常常在出門前要＂辦大事＂，破壞我的計畫）
    
    
25. Sometimes, you find it hard to judge whether something is rude or polite
            True
     X    Not so true
    （我喜歡玩鐵口直斷跟推理遊戲～不喜歡曖昧不明、混沌不清的情況）
    
    
26. If someone seems awkward or uncomfortable in a group, you...
     X    Try to reach out to them
            Hardly even notice
    （這是媽媽桑的天性跟職業病阿～改不了～要是可以不要那麼累我也不想～～淚奔　>"
    
27. You say something you feel is honest and direct but it offends someone you know. You...
     X    Apologize and try to watch your words
            Figure it's their problem not yours
    （潘小路跟水泥兄應該最了解了～我一定會非常誠實的講，不過會道歉...然後下次再講　：ｐ）
    
    
28. If people are suffering on the news, it bothers you a great deal.
            True
     X    False
    （我會轉台...基本上不喜歡看新聞跟會影響心情的東西）
    
    
29. When you tease people, you are sometimes told you went too far with your teasing.
     X    True
            Not so true
    （我承認我嘴巴很毒...又愛舉一反三，連環攻擊...不過我是看人的就是了，我絕對不會對女生這樣）
    
    
30. You can appreciate the viewpoints of those with different political views than yours, even if you don't agree with them.
     X    True
            False
    （道不同不相為謀ㄚ～別理就好了，幹麻浪費時間爭執勒？時間都不夠用了...）

【註一】
因為我跟裝可愛星人同在校友會中，然後我是肩負著每次開會要提醒大家出席責任的執秘，所以常常使出＂奪命連環叩＂或是＂流星蝴蝶EMAIL＂。
裝可愛星人正巧有一陣子因為工作需要（記者）常常缺席，上了我的黑名單榜首需要＂特別照顧＂。

結果，有一天，裝可愛星人說她＂做惡夢＂夢到我在大叫：『開會啦！！不可以再缺席或遲到啦！！』
裝可愛星人馬上就嚇醒……所以隔天她開會沒有遲到…
（是怎樣，幹麻不說是美夢阿～心碎）

【補充】
裝可愛星人你不要得意，妳不要以為妳每次都笑笑的裝可愛，我就看不出來妳其實暗罵在心理，只是要顧及裝可愛星人的形象所以不能像我一樣鬼吼鬼叫。
人家我這個叫做＂有話直說有益身心健康，有屁不放悶久容易內傷＂，懂不懂？
而且久而久之樹立起我大姊頭的精實地位，屹立不搖，自然沒人敢隨便惹我。